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0 Nearly one year and l have not yet moved on. I wonder did you even know? Happy Valentine plus one (again). c. No love, far too much feeling.

H.

0 To c. I love the looks. of you. The lure. of you.

The north. south. east and west of you.

I love all of you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

0 To my precious huggy. Thanks for making me so happy. I will always be in love with you. let me be the only one. From your S.W.F.

Q My Bonnie lies over the ocean.

My Bonnie lies over the sea. My Bonnie lies over the ocean. 0 come back my Bonnie to me. Miss you heaps Mum (James).

Q To Margaret Anne,

You and I collapsed in love — You and I are gonna live forever.

I’m the human blanket. Nadia. All my love, always. Keith.

Q Ilello Honey Bun If you're

looking for sex on Valentine’s

Day. . . try Page 1072 in the

Oxford English Dictionary! —

Love Jimbo‘s Bimbo.

Q oarllng Jack, Love you

always and forever. Elaine

xxxxx.

0 I. light or my lite. Let‘s

make a date to meet at home

one night next week. I miss you.

Love and hugs. N.

Q From dawn the early rise,

Till dusk. red moonlit skies.

I think of you.

Through all this time.

Sharing song and wine.

I think of you.

Remember. remember my love.

Q Team Mascot When will we

four meet again? Love. The

Witches x.

Q Sam Let‘s follow the Nazca

lines through the Peruvian

desert. OK. how about a cold

February afternoon in Dundee

watching the “Rovers‘ in the

cup. Lots of love. Gogs. xxx.

Q Panzer Don't be mean to

Weed. She loves you. Please

love her back.

nudoIi Be my Valentino.

Love and slobbery kisses from

Red Nose.

Q Mr Snlity You scare away the

monsters for me and help me

fly. Don’t lose your stuffing.

Love Sparky.

. To Froopy Loopy love you tons. lots of love on Valentine‘s Day: keep it hot darling. yours for keeps. Snooky Buns, Frizby Grizzy and Jeep the Freep. xx

Q ‘Flumpy’ be my Valentine. Love ‘Butty’.

Q To my Honeybun Feels like I’m in love! From your wee teddy bear. xxx

Q Who put the bump into my ' honeybumpkin? It doesn't

l matter anyway because I love you Jules more than ever. PS

come on down little Miss Hollywood.

lQ Goat loves FuiTybelly.

.Q Flatbed Bagamuitin - you're l the one for me. Post and i packing not included.

lQ Sweet Jane thanks for

! making the last few months i bearable. United in sadness. Lots of love. D.

,Q leanne Stuff. Bloke.

i. To my happy flower. hugs '1 and snogs galore on Valentine's l Day. All my luv Olly xxx.

lQ Andi thank you for making my dreams come true. All I want from you is your caress. Let‘sjust slow grind. Love always Clydie. (Yes Clydie —-I know! !).

Q Joe I've only just met you but I like what I know. Love from Gabbie xxx.

Q lollypop will you share a cup of tea on my desk ifl wear a tanktop'? Roger.

C Sensual saxophonist sublime. though you may never be mine. I'll always be your — ‘funny Valentine‘. You're ace!

0 Rose you bloom and blossom before lily eyes. I love you forever. From your Pumpkin.

0 Dearest Johnson's Cottonbud. I love you with all my important little places. Bas says me too (or was it miaow!)

Q I hope you enjoyed the

weekend in New York. and let’s

hope this is the first of many

Valentines together. All my love

always. Paul.

Q The face that launched a

thousand ships. the theme from

Doctor Zliivago. with love in

my heart. l reached for my

trusty old biro!

U Karen ROses are red.

Violets are blue.

God made girls pretty.

What happened to you?

x Admirer x.

Q To OVH the tall. dark Dutch

stranger who can be my hot date

anytime. From your Funny

Valentine. xxx.

U Leeenie What can one say

after nine years of ecstasy! You

make it all worthwhile. I love you more than life itself. Don’t

forget Delores! Love now and

always. Lynda xxxx.

Q To the delicious Rachel sex

kitten of the EIF. Big bad love

on Valentine's Day. xxx.

0 Doctor 0: We’ll meet for that game ofcards. shall we? ~ Jean- Luc.

O C.J. There is only one true happiness in life. to love and be loved. I have found that happiness with you. Happy Valentine‘s Day. “Tony‘.

0 Flachna My biking furry. Keep me warm at night. come up and see me. make me smile. Big hugs. Love S. xxxx.

0 Well, Jane here we are: Who” would have thought we'd come this far? Bremen. New York City and Bermuda . . . lobsters. yachts. Tetris. cars — babies? The captain of your heart. Caroline.

Q To 6090: Whoever or whatever you're waiting for isn't going to show — that's how it is on this bitch of an earth. Lucky you've got smelly old me to fall back on. eh? Yours in

dodgy boots. Didi.

1', I. , g;-f?'-;.

"mwar i e; .1 v , 4W ,, ,,_

Q Mary you. me. wine. food. hugs. kisses . . . not forgetting the dog. Cautious? Not us. Love Pete.

U Sweetpea and Push. my happy family. Love you lots. Top wife.

Q Jonah how glad I am that we chose to swim together. how your diving has improved. Let‘s keep making waves together. Forever yours. Shameera.

O lwuii you lozza pops wiff all my heart. When you gonna make me an honest woman? Wuff and Puggy Wugs Co- Coanut Cyborg Bonnie.

l l l l

. KS: We've scarcely met at this stage. but . . . l‘ve silently admired you from the cheap seats.

If you‘d allow me to make an entrance.

l‘d descend from the gods into Paradise!

0 Dear Miss Beautiful Tulip Here‘s to our huge. pulsating love tbang getting even bigger and better. Sugarpop — you are so beautiful to me — love in abundance. Mr B.

Q Jasper I want to always rest my head on your sleek. black thigh. Love. your mistress.

U Hill Show us our navel!

O To the tall, I) ond “flossy‘ one. even though your heart belongs to another, I would like to take this opportunity to say. Happy Happy Valentine's Day.

Q My number 11 You grow more beautiful every year. I'll be there to sing you to sleep. always. Keep the good times rollin'.

0 Austin If you see me walking down the street. don’t walk by.

Please stop!

Yours are the eyes that watch me pass . . .

Maybe it's my shyness?

N xxx.

0 George Love you always but even more come 1.4.95. x Admirer x.

O oear Mom. RIP. Yours, Oedipus.

0 Tom Special thoughts. . . a wee dram from a wee flask. Red wine and the red felly. Piaf. Pissarro and Paris. Will ye go laddie. go? Love Jane.

0 Sconie You're the only thing that can satisfy those ll o‘clock cravings. The Gutbuckets in the ad dept.

C Paul My very own cartographer.

Thinking of you constantly. Five hundred miles is merely a trot up the road.

See you in two weeks.

I love you. Euroboy xxx.

0 Milly Living with you has been Heaven. although cramped. Let's get rid of Fitz. Bubbly love. Molly.

Q Although you are a sailor man.

Which means that you wear flares.

I write this letter from my heart, To show how much I cares! With all my love. Christine.

U Mr Swan 1 wish you knew I

existed. One day you will.

Yours in lust. x.

0 To Hannah the flaming haired beauty. Stay passionate and you will find the happiness you deserve. A Big Valentine’s Kiss.

0 near Jamie I love you best in your Chelsea strip and even forgive you your bad taste in football teams. From an admirer. xxx.

Q Dr B - Will fate be kind and indicate you’re free to meet an attractive, young woman like me? If I can convince you to meet face to face. send me a message and keep watching this space!

88 The List 10-23 Feb 1995