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GLASGOW

Pre-Club Venues: I Air Organic 30 Kelx rrtgrm e Street.

504 5201.

I Biackfriars 20 Bell Street. 5.52 .5024. I Bar 10 10 .\lttehe|| Lane. 572 1448. I Bar 91 9| (‘tttrtlle-rtggS. 552 5211.

I Bar Ce Lona 472 Sttttehtehttll Street. 332 2528.

I Bar Jedi 23‘) North Bridge. 204 1010.

I Biackfriars 26 Bell Street. 552 5034 I Brel 3‘) AS11101] Lane. 342 4966.

I Cuba Horte 17 John Street. 552 3505.

I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334 474‘). I Elliot’s 203-205 Bath Street. 246‘

2000.

I 54 Below 3 kelyingrme Street. 357' 5454.

I The Griffiny 266 Btrth Street. 331 5171.

I Groucho St Jude: I90 Btrth Street. 331 5171.

I Havana 50 Hope Street. 248 4460. I The Living Room 5 Byrex Road. 33‘) 851 1.

I The Medicine Room 30-32 Cathedral Square. 552 351‘).

I Moioco 1287Argy1e Street. 334 4813. I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 421 Silltclliellttll Street. 333 9637

I Polo Lounge 84 thStrn Street. 553 1221.

I Soba 11 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404.

I Spy Bar 153 Barth Street. 221 77l l. I Tchai-Ovna 42 ()tttgtr Lane. 357 4524.

I Variety Bar 4(1ISitttehiehttll Street. 332 4449.

Club Venues:

I Ad-le l l 1 Hope Street. 248 6645. I Archaos 25 Queen Street. 204 318‘).

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I Low Gravity .tt the 1.ttrttttl erttr 10.30pm 3am £3 tt2. tree tr» trrettrhetSr. Wee-1‘1) (Lit) \l.te “111 he huek \\11111.11L‘St‘lL'\U1l(.ttl\L'lllllleSt‘ll the 2S .\1.t} retttttrtrtg Benn} tttl111e \\llL't'1Sttl Steel. .-\S .t1\\.t}S.e‘1tttttk} gi'tt(1\L‘S.tiltl1‘;1\S1111CS;11L‘ the order 01 the titt).

I Opal Lounge .rt ()rml trrtrrree 10pm 3am. £3. \Veekl}. \lrtlxteek SeSStttn trttrrt 101‘} .S;tlttttt\t.tll .trttl lltS tltSett. Rtkll. ttttrk tttrtl hutrSe rrr.t\h up I Quirky .tt 1’t't\ e (‘ntrtretl

10pm 3am. I'ree hetttre trtrtltrtght. {2

I The Arches .\11\11;tllt1 Street mtt Jurrrureu Street 1. 0‘101 022 0300

I Asylum 211(2tt\\e.tt1\1e11S Rthttl. .5 32 (10h 1.

I Bamboo 51 \VL‘SI Regent Street. “2 1110-. h.

I Barﬂy 200 (‘l_\tte Street. 221 0414

I Blanket (formerly Bed) 520 S.tttehteh;tll Street. 332 0‘55

I Bennet’s ‘10 (ilitSSlHt’tl Street.

5.52 .5711,

I Budda 142 St \ttteettt Street. 221 .5000,

I The Cathouse IS l'rrrrrrr Street. 34S (10110

I CCA 350 Sttttehtehull Street. 352 4000. I Cube 34 Queen Street. 220 S1100.

I Fury Murry’s ‘10 .\l;t\\\ ell Street. 221 0.51 1.

I The Garage 400 .S;tttehteh;tll Street. 332 l 120.

I Glasgow School of Art 16‘ Rentreu Street. 332 06111.

I Glasgow University Union 33 l'trixerxit) .»\\entte. 33118602.

I 92 474 Sttttehtehtrll St thehmtl the (hunger. 353 3111.

I Life thttSement ttt~ ('ttt'trrthtutrt. 1‘11 Ingram Street. 552 Hm.

I The Lighthouse 50 .\lttehe11 Street. 221 0302

I MAS 2‘) Roytl li\eh;tnge Strttttre. 221 7080.

I Media 1-12 Rt‘ttliL‘1t1 Street. .522 011111. I Mercury 142 Bath l.;ttte. 24S 1"“. I Privilege 0‘) Hope Street. 304 5233. I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 1'trtxersrt) (illi'tleltS. 33‘) t1.".S‘4.

I Reds. 375 Satttelttehttll Street. 331 10.3.5.

I Renfrew Ferry (‘htte Pltree. 553 (1000.

I Riverside Club t-‘m Street. 50‘) “IS”.

I Rocksy’s Basement 40 .\'e\\ Stretltltrn Street. PttlSle). 552 5‘01,

I The Shack 193 Pitt St. 332 “522.

I Soundhaus 47 11)t1ep;tt'k Street. 221 4059.

I Sub Club 22 Jtttrrtrretr Street. 248 4000.

I Tempus (‘('.-\. 350 Strttehrehztll Street. see tthm'e.

.ttter 4 100 lelee trt t'\t't}tltttt; ltt‘tt‘. Screw \1etttle/ .'. (itt) (Xt11et1(‘re:.tl.1

I Rude .tt \lrtrul ";‘.".Z 3.:tt: :3 \\ee1\l\ \eu trzehtrttt:::1k}.tlr:t}. el.ttrrrtttr tilled hottxe litttt‘: teStrlemtx \le\ \\et_\ .rrrtl Ker: \xttl‘. .t \tt:.rt'et::rr wt ltte.tl ettextx

I Salsa . . . salSita!.11111§.ttttH “pm 3.00 ltee \\eel\1_\ 11t‘1.tllt1 lle‘t} \.t1S.t.te11t‘ll lit‘ttt the 1 l 11.131!“ [11 t.-.:':t

I Toxic .tt Uptttttr llpttr 3.:ttt. lree \\eek1} .\e\\ 11.11t1.1\‘lilth.111\1111\'1.l: lttglllltt‘tltlttedl11.101tlltet‘ttlt'klnttt' \lt‘ll.l1..lt\1lll.tllt111lt't‘tlt1 L'llt'Sl

I 13lh Note :(‘11(21‘\\1\-\11\'C1.2:2 ‘1“—

I The Tunnel Si \trt.tret: Street. III: [111111

I Trash It!" t’rtt Street. 5'2 33“:

I The Up ’n Down Club \\eSt .\lt‘1t‘1.tll\1 .Stteet.(‘1tteetr\ l).t11\

I Vaull251‘1tteett Street. 201 315"

I The Velvet Rooms <20 S.rtr.trretr.rtl Street. 332 0‘55

I The Woodside Social Club 13” North \\'trtttl\rtle Raul 33" 1043

I Yang 33(‘1treerr Street 24S \tSl

EDINBURGH Pre-Club Venues: I 83"" BO“ (\(\ (\F‘ \‘\llll‘ lglhirc. {gh

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I Bar Union 35135St‘mte.rte.<<‘

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I Beluga .304 ('h.trtt1\er~ Street. 022 4545.

I The City Cafe ttl.rrr Street. 33001:3 I Cuba Norte 1‘12 \lrtttrwrt Street. 221 0411‘).

I eh1 1‘1211rghStteet. 2205-"

I The Human Be-ln 3 .S \\e\t ('r'trxxetrttxetxn}. 002 .S'.S(r0

I Iguana 4l l.utltr.ttr Street. 220 42\\

I Magoo’s Basement 3" \\e\t Port. 221 l44.S‘.

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) litteeletteh Street. 00" 0‘10"

I The Outhouse litrttrelttnrt .Stteet 1.;ttte. 5.5-. 000.\,

I Oxygen 3-5 1tttlt'ttt.tt'} Street. 55" 1111‘)".

I Pivo 2 6 ('.rlttrtr Rt‘.1tl. 55" 2025

I The POHd 24 114111 RU.1tl.-l(\- 3825.

I Popnokit 2 l’te.ttt1_\ 1’1.tee. 556 4222 I 0 Bar 5« ll letttr Street. 55" 5530

I Yo Below 66 Rme Street. 220 011.111 Club Venues:

I Berlin. 3 ()tteenxterr} Street 1 me. 46" "215.

I The Bongo Club I4 \eu Street. 550 5204.

I Cavendish/Diva \VeSt 't‘rrllerrm. 32S

k/ t1.r\ .

I Peppermint Lounge .' l‘.-;~;‘.- ~~~~ ~::: l|.‘;..‘.‘. ',r.|\.. I. .. l.\.\. t'. \\\.\.“".\ \\.\. 13‘..:

I Planet t It l..-~.r.

\‘ \- .: ;‘-~>\ -‘\.-\,.,....,....- \\.-.‘:e:j. tr- ~ .1 I Subway West End ' S ~. \\ 171.1 20:“. ‘.‘ '3 t.‘ ..~.:.~r \\.-.~; r. x .- t~~

The Subway 4' S -

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I Sugar Blue \\ \rr- ';‘:' Km» :51; 1 I"‘.1"".. t l\‘e\1\ .rtrti .131. ’ -~ ’11"S ~- .. e....'i.-:t:\ 0321:?

I Cabaret Voltaire 36 1S 1%):- Street.

3:11h11‘h

I 0.0. Blooms ."~ “.t t‘I.r.e.

§<htr111

I The Citrus t r:;: S'~.~' 6“

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego)

1’1...ttl} l'l.r. e_ :‘S Vi:

I The Commplext vtret. 2r": Street. letth 555 563.‘

I Ego l'te.~.tt‘x. 1’:.:.e. 1'\ '23-

I El Barrio 1“1\\.‘S31’rttt ‘.‘~t we

I ENS/Elitelt‘ll'11.'illl’..?h.111111t1t'\‘ Street. .‘_‘S 1661

I The Establishment 1 \etttr‘le Street. I?” 13

I Gala l\'.7‘.'.' \'.'.;‘1t'\ 1\|t‘.:t1. 2.“) i"\"

I The Honeycomb t3 1 ‘ \rrtttrr Street. 5305510

I The Liquid Room tr. \ :. r.»rr.r \11L'k'1. 222 .22“;

I Mambo \\t‘Si li'11\1\‘\\. tr“ 1:0)

I Massa (formerly Club Mercado) 30 3‘1 \1.trl.et Street. .“0 1221

I Opal Lounge *1 (rertrg'e Street.

I Opium -‘1(t‘\\:,'.11tl..\.‘< \ 3S.‘

I Peppermint Lounge 1.. ('tr.rrrrt\er~ Street. 222 22""

I Po Na Na 131‘1tet1etttk Street. 336 2234

I PottemelittStrtStltt.tre.h511"1"5 I Prive Council I" tI.rrr.~\er Street. 2:5.SS11S

I Revolution zI 1tt11r1.tt11\’tt.tt1.22‘) hall

I Studio 24(-.1111‘11l<t'.1\1.<<\ 525\ I The SUbwayktt“ ‘2.t1t'. 222021)“

I The Subway West End I «tlltmtr l<11.1t1.22‘1‘11”ﬁ

I The Union llermt \\.rtt l tmemt}. Rteenttrtrt, 151 5 3 33

I The Venue ('.:It.~rr Rurtt. 3*“ NW I The Wash the \turrrrtt. .‘..‘,< 61‘)3

I The Watershed .13 St Sreptrerr Street. 2211 122-1

I The Wee Red Bar 1 tlttrltttteh (‘ttllege 111 \tt.1.ttrrr~tttttl’1.tee. 22" 14-12 I Time 23.1 l lt'tlt'ile h \1lt't‘1.2211122'\ I 1 1(it'tligt' \11t't'1. 112-1 S311

GLASGOW FABULOUS

The Weasel King is dead. As outlined in the weasel constitution there must now be the officially defined period of mourning.

Strck wrth rt — rt's gomg somewhere

Okay, now we've mourned ‘ 1

let's elect a new Weasel King. Let's elect someone who can usher in a new age of good weasel PR.

We're essetially like British meercats. Everyone loves the meercats why don't they think we're cute?

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